If you are successful with your application I require a £50 deposit in advance I will not entertain time wasters.
I will not tolerate rude, disrespectful, disorganised or stupid behaviour.
I am always in demand and extremely busy, you are not the only person
contacting me, so think before getting in touch and when you do, keep it brief and to the point.
Please turn up at the exact time of your session.
Under no circumstances arrive early and loiter outside, or ring the doorbell prior to your session start time. If you arrive late, your session will still finish at the scheduled time and you will be charged for the full duration.
You should arrive well presented and must have a good standard of personal hygiene.
I reserve the right to terminate a session at a full rate without refund if poor hygiene is evident.
Madame Python X